Potions
In honor of the Season 2 finale today, here is some pixel art I did a while back but never posted! Enjoy!
In honor of the Season 2 finale today, here is some pixel art I did a while back but never posted! Enjoy!
BACKBONE: PROLOGUE is the demo of an upcoming noir-inspired detective adventure.
Step into the shoes of Howard Lotor - anthropomorphic raccoon and private eye - and explore the beautifully rendered 2.5D pixel art environments of dystopian Vancouver.
A new item for your campaigns and a sneak peek at my next published homebrew - Howlett’s Guide to Potion Craft. The guide will provide rules about crafting potions - including your own potions and every one listed in the DMG - and (at least) 50 new potions for you to use.
What do you think of this potion? Are your PCs the sort to take a hit to their max hp in order to jump back into the fight immediately?
me: there are no ‘rules’ for fantasy, and that’s the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn’t feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination!
fantasy game: the health potions aren’t red.
me: you lost me.
Anonymous asked:
bobacupcake answered:
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
1870s soda bottles looked like rpg potions
cowboys facing the decline of the “wild west” era due to continued U.S. settlement & industrialization, along with the decline of the latest gold rush, make do
lush employee: hello, how can I–
me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
lush employee: hello, how can I–
me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth
This may not be the most vulgar post on Tumblr, but it’s one of the most foul for the sheer gut-wrenching impact it has.